I made some of the most astounding discoveries today. (They say you learn something new every day - well today I learned NUMEROUS things. Take that, proverbs!)
1. My hair is NOT flame retardant. This realization was most unfortunate, as I came upon this discovery only after my hair caught on fire.
2. Demetri Martin wrote a book called This is a book. His eloquence inspired the title to this very blog entry.
3. My facebook is bi-lingual! (See above image) The craziest part is that I'm pretty sure it's never even taken a course in Spanish! Ever!
2. Demetri Martin wrote a book called This is a book. His eloquence inspired the title to this very blog entry.
3. My facebook is bi-lingual! (See above image) The craziest part is that I'm pretty sure it's never even taken a course in Spanish! Ever!
4. My great uncle was a famous country singer. This would be cooler if a) I listened to country music and b) his most famous single wasn't "Please Don't Squeeze My Sharmon." In all likelihood, Sharmon is the name of some woman, but it's easy to mistake Sharmon for Charmin, the beloved toilet paper brand.
I should probably sleep, but it's incredibly difficult with the sound of Korean soap operas/Family Guy in the background. I'm going to go watch one, time to decide where my true loyalties lie.
I should probably sleep, but it's incredibly difficult with the sound of Korean soap operas/Family Guy in the background. I'm going to go watch one, time to decide where my true loyalties lie.
Hanna, You've become so regular.
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