Doppelgänger.

Which one is me? 

Today I was told that I looked like Jennette McCurdy, also known as Sam from the critically acclaimed television show iCarly.  Here's why this is so interesting: this is the third time I've been told this.  This is the first time, however, it was said to me by a middle-age black man.  I know what you're thinking.  Man, I didn't know that iCarly targeted this demographic!  They must be expanding their target audience.  That's what I initially thought, but it turns out he's just a father who enjoys watching Nickelodeon with his daughter.  Insert obligatory "AWW."

Also, for those of you who were wondering, the picture on the left is of me.  How can you tell?  We have different eye colors.